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University College London has become the first Russell Group university to introduce an outright ban on staff and students having romantic or sexual relationships where there would be a “conflict of interest”.
UCL have updated their personal relationships policy to prohibit “close personal and intimate” relationships in cases where the staff member has a direct responsibility for or involvement in the student’s studies or personal welfare.
The rules also apply to PhD students who are employed temporarily as staff members.
And staff who don’t have direct supervision or responsibility for students with which they are romantically involved, also have to declare any relationship “to enable UCL to assess” any potential, or actual, conflict of interest.
If this is not done within a month both parties could face disciplinary action.
The guidance, available publicly on the university’s website, also details steps which staff should take to “help reduce risk of sexual misconduct”.
This includes maintaining “appropriate physical and emotional distance” from students without favour towards any individual.
“Avoid creating special friendships with students as this may be seen as grooming,” it says.
Unacceptable types of behaviour include, but are not limited to; physical touching that could be construed as sexualised, comments or questions of a sexual nature, accepting gifts (“unless it is following final assessment and deemed to be a minor token of thanks”) or inviting an individual student to your private home or room.
Staff have also been told to always use their university email or telephone for communicating with students and “give careful consideration” before giving out their personal phone number.
The policy also prohibits staff from close and intimate relationships with “at risk” adults, which could include people with a disability, whether students or other staff, or students under 18.
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1/17 Gigli
Name a more iconic movie line than "It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble” – we’ll wait. They are the bonkers words uttered by Jennifer Lopez’s Gigli character, a lesbian assassin who apparently finds herself unable to resist the masculine allure of… wait for it… Ben Affleck. It’s an invitation for oral sex and, well, you’ll have to watch the film to find out if he accepts. EH.
Sony Pictures
2/17 Howard the Duck
Cross-species coitus is, admittedly, a tricky concept to make sexy – something the traumatised viewers of Howard the Duck discovered when Lea Thompson canoodled with her “so incredibly soft and cuddly” feathered friend. EH.
Universal
3/17 Killing Me Softly
There are few things less titillating than Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes getting tangled in a selection of silk ropes. All made more excruciating by Graham’s whispered voiceover: “I gave up all control, I loved it.” Fifty Shades of Grey, eat your heart out. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
4/17 Bad Teacher
It’s tough to name the thing that’s most wrong with the dry humping scene in Bad Teacher. Is it the grunting? The chafing of denim? Justin Timberlake’s gyrating hips? Justin Timberlake’s face on climax? Justin Timberlake’s wet jeans? Please just make it stop. If not for Cameron Diaz then for all of us. EH.
Columbia Pictures
5/17 Maps to the Stars
Julianne Moore literally asks Robert Pattinson: “Do you want to f*** my holes?” And, dear reader, it turns out that he does want to. He wants to very much. So they have very stressful-looking sex in a car on the side of a the road. And then somehow it gets even worse – she disembarks from the vehicle and wipes his semen off her leg with a scarf. EH.
Focus Features
6/17 Body of Evidence
One of the most infamous sex scenes of all time is Madonna and Willem Dafoe’s experimentation with hot wax in Body of Evidence. “My way,” murmurs the Queen of Pop, straddling Dafoe and pouring molten wax and champagne over his body, before proceeding to lick it up. It’s not a Mary Berry recipe, we can tell you that much. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
7/17 Showgirls
A lot of things aren’t really OK about Showgirls, but the filmmakers really outdid themselves with Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan’s special splish-splash in the pool. The combination of thrashing, bubbling water, fountain fondling and ecstatic yelping is the stuff of nightmares. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
8/17 Avatar
A couple of towering blue humanoids having sex doesn’t exactly scream erotica – and James Cameron’s attempts to mix it up further by having a strange dreadlock-interlocking display certainly didn’t help. EH.
20th Century Fox
9/17 The Room
The Room is widely known as one of the worst films ever made – and its sex scene between Tommy Wiseau and Juliette Danielle is a big contributing factor. Why does he appear to be thrusting into her belly button? Why? EH.
Wiseau-Films
10/17 Fifty Shades of Grey
There are lots of shades of bad in the sex scenes of this S&M franchise. But the worst has to be when Christian ties her up, blindfolds her with his shirt and then runs down an ice cube all over her body. What misguided women’s magazine did he get this advice from? AL.
Universal Studios
11/17 Basic Instinct 2
This much-maligned sequel begins with Stan Collymore and Sharon Stone speeding at 100mph through Canary Wharf. The two moan and giggle as she fumbles around for his gearstick, that is until they crash the car and he dies. Not quite the happy ending he was hoping for. AL.
Sony Pictures
12/17 Wet Hot American Summer
Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian Black's sex faces are so over-exaggerated they look like emojis. It’s difficult to understand how the campers are reaching these heights of pleasure given that there’s about a foot of air between their crotches. More lukewarm American summer than hot and wet. AL.
Focus Features
13/17 Damage
You shouldn’t have sex with your son’s fiance. But you definitely shouldn’t if you end up making it look this bad. Jeremy Irons pounces on Juliette Binoche like a hulking bear before pulling her along the carpet (think of the burns). No wonder she said she didn’t enjoy having his dangly bits touching her. AL.
New Line Cinema
14/17 If These Walls Could Talk 2
If these walls could talk they would say please stop having sex to Dido. They would also have something to say about the endless gooey shots of hands drifting over skin, pulling at hair and disappearing under sheets. It’s so soppy, I’m surprised Ellen DeGeneres and Sharon Stone don’t drip off the bed and onto the floor. AL.
HBO
15/17 What Women Want
What a lot of women don’t want is a sex scene with Mel Gibson. What women want even less is to watch a scene with so many cliches: a man talking to his penis in the bathroom. A light that turns on when you clap. A woman that wails so loud you can’t tell if she’s been run over by a truck or is mid-orgasm. AL.
Paramount Pictures
16/17 Watchmen
Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a great song, but it’s certainly not sexy. Watchmen’s widely ridiculed sex scene sees Malin Akerman unzipping a latex chest piece to the lyrics: “Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord, that David played, and it pleased the Lord”. Unfortunately, no one will be pleased by this display. AL.
Warner Bros
17/17 Gone Girl
This is horribly bad, but not because it’s a bad scene. More because you have to watch Rosamund Pike's crazed killer slit the throat of a guy while he’s still inside her. And then you have to watch the blood from his throat soak her red. And then you have to watch her continue to gyrate for another couple of seconds before realising necrophilia is a little too niche even for a psychopath such as herself. AL.
20th Century Fox
1/17 Gigli
Name a more iconic movie line than "It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble” – we’ll wait. They are the bonkers words uttered by Jennifer Lopez’s Gigli character, a lesbian assassin who apparently finds herself unable to resist the masculine allure of… wait for it… Ben Affleck. It’s an invitation for oral sex and, well, you’ll have to watch the film to find out if he accepts. EH.
Sony Pictures
2/17 Howard the Duck
Cross-species coitus is, admittedly, a tricky concept to make sexy – something the traumatised viewers of Howard the Duck discovered when Lea Thompson canoodled with her “so incredibly soft and cuddly” feathered friend. EH.
Universal
3/17 Killing Me Softly
There are few things less titillating than Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes getting tangled in a selection of silk ropes. All made more excruciating by Graham’s whispered voiceover: “I gave up all control, I loved it.” Fifty Shades of Grey, eat your heart out. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
4/17 Bad Teacher
It’s tough to name the thing that’s most wrong with the dry humping scene in Bad Teacher. Is it the grunting? The chafing of denim? Justin Timberlake’s gyrating hips? Justin Timberlake’s face on climax? Justin Timberlake’s wet jeans? Please just make it stop. If not for Cameron Diaz then for all of us. EH.
Columbia Pictures
5/17 Maps to the Stars
Julianne Moore literally asks Robert Pattinson: “Do you want to f*** my holes?” And, dear reader, it turns out that he does want to. He wants to very much. So they have very stressful-looking sex in a car on the side of a the road. And then somehow it gets even worse – she disembarks from the vehicle and wipes his semen off her leg with a scarf. EH.
Focus Features
6/17 Body of Evidence
One of the most infamous sex scenes of all time is Madonna and Willem Dafoe’s experimentation with hot wax in Body of Evidence. “My way,” murmurs the Queen of Pop, straddling Dafoe and pouring molten wax and champagne over his body, before proceeding to lick it up. It’s not a Mary Berry recipe, we can tell you that much. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
7/17 Showgirls
A lot of things aren’t really OK about Showgirls, but the filmmakers really outdid themselves with Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan’s special splish-splash in the pool. The combination of thrashing, bubbling water, fountain fondling and ecstatic yelping is the stuff of nightmares. EH.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
8/17 Avatar
A couple of towering blue humanoids having sex doesn’t exactly scream erotica – and James Cameron’s attempts to mix it up further by having a strange dreadlock-interlocking display certainly didn’t help. EH.
20th Century Fox
9/17 The Room
The Room is widely known as one of the worst films ever made – and its sex scene between Tommy Wiseau and Juliette Danielle is a big contributing factor. Why does he appear to be thrusting into her belly button? Why? EH.
Wiseau-Films
10/17 Fifty Shades of Grey
There are lots of shades of bad in the sex scenes of this S&M franchise. But the worst has to be when Christian ties her up, blindfolds her with his shirt and then runs down an ice cube all over her body. What misguided women’s magazine did he get this advice from? AL.
Universal Studios
11/17 Basic Instinct 2
This much-maligned sequel begins with Stan Collymore and Sharon Stone speeding at 100mph through Canary Wharf. The two moan and giggle as she fumbles around for his gearstick, that is until they crash the car and he dies. Not quite the happy ending he was hoping for. AL.
Sony Pictures
12/17 Wet Hot American Summer
Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian Black's sex faces are so over-exaggerated they look like emojis. It’s difficult to understand how the campers are reaching these heights of pleasure given that there’s about a foot of air between their crotches. More lukewarm American summer than hot and wet. AL.
Focus Features
13/17 Damage
You shouldn’t have sex with your son’s fiance. But you definitely shouldn’t if you end up making it look this bad. Jeremy Irons pounces on Juliette Binoche like a hulking bear before pulling her along the carpet (think of the burns). No wonder she said she didn’t enjoy having his dangly bits touching her. AL.
New Line Cinema
14/17 If These Walls Could Talk 2
If these walls could talk they would say please stop having sex to Dido. They would also have something to say about the endless gooey shots of hands drifting over skin, pulling at hair and disappearing under sheets. It’s so soppy, I’m surprised Ellen DeGeneres and Sharon Stone don’t drip off the bed and onto the floor. AL.
HBO
15/17 What Women Want
What a lot of women don’t want is a sex scene with Mel Gibson. What women want even less is to watch a scene with so many cliches: a man talking to his penis in the bathroom. A light that turns on when you clap. A woman that wails so loud you can’t tell if she’s been run over by a truck or is mid-orgasm. AL.
Paramount Pictures
16/17 Watchmen
Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a great song, but it’s certainly not sexy. Watchmen’s widely ridiculed sex scene sees Malin Akerman unzipping a latex chest piece to the lyrics: “Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord, that David played, and it pleased the Lord”. Unfortunately, no one will be pleased by this display. AL.
Warner Bros
17/17 Gone Girl
This is horribly bad, but not because it’s a bad scene. More because you have to watch Rosamund Pike's crazed killer slit the throat of a guy while he’s still inside her. And then you have to watch the blood from his throat soak her red. And then you have to watch her continue to gyrate for another couple of seconds before realising necrophilia is a little too niche even for a psychopath such as herself. AL.
20th Century Fox
Universities in the USA more commonly have such policies, they are in place at Princeton, Harvard and Yale.
Only two other UK universities, Greenwich and Roehampton, have bans on sexual relationships between lecturers and their students, according to research done by The Guardian.
In 2019 it was reported that UK universities had spent £87m on pay-offs with “gagging orders” to keep allegations of bullying, harassment or sexual misconduct quiet.
The sum was spent on around 4,000 settlements over two years.
Universities UK (UUK), the sector’s representative organisation, said non-disclosure agreements (NDAs) were used for “many purposes”, including protecting valuable research.
However, the body said the contracts should not be used to prevent victims from speaking out and such practices “will not be tolerated”.


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